Current mood:

accomplished

Trolling
A recent lj community I joined had an influx of trolls (due to the lj Spotlight feature). One of the comments I argued in.


seiryuuneko:
I agree with you on the trolls. I personally am not grossed out by seeing anatomy, dead animals, or vaginas. But that's because I was raised in a small town and because I find anatomy fascinating (hence why going into medicine is an ideal job for me--I don't have a problem with blood and gore). This isn't excusing them. To the trolls, they're not pissing me off or grossing me out. That one with the baby in the jar? I want to know what museum it is in. (I have a fascination with John Hunter and know of only two museums that still have that kind of exhibit--organs in jars and stuff.)

mengus:
cool story, thansk

seiryuuneko:
thansk

mengus:
u mad

seiryuuneko:
u mad? Is that slang, calling me insane, or angry?

mengus:
counterpoint: suck on my balls

seiryuuneko:
The technique of combining two or more melodic lines in such a way that they establish a harmonic relationship while retaining their linear individuality? They don't have balls!

mengus:
you can't reverse troll me. i can travel through time and smart space

seiryuuneko:
Who cares about traveling through time and dimensions that don't exist? I have Wit on my side!

mengus:
take no prisoners, seiryuuneko. you have defeated me by making 10 consecutive poor jokes in a row, and i must move on to someone with a prayer of making me 'lol' even once.

seiryuuneko:
I wasn't trying to make you lol. Also, you said you hated laughing.

mengus:
look how stupid you are

seiryuuneko:
For not trying to make you laugh?

mengus:
here, let me draw you a map to the intersection of facetious comments and joke street, you overly sincere turd

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felixdiecat:
Yeah, but it WOULD be fun to beat them with clubs....xD

mengus:
i ate a whole box of stale cookies, then got a 100/100 on the snowboarding game in ff7... owned, fag

seiryuuneko:
Perhaps you can enlighten me as to why people are completely and unhealthily obsessed with that game?

mengus:
idk, i weight 874lbs and move around on a specially greased floor saucer

seiryuuneko:
Damn! You can't qualify for Guinness World Records.

mengus:
you almost made a funny post!!!!

seiryuuneko:
Something you have yet to achieve.

mengus:
ahh yes, the 'no u' school of faggotry

seiryuuneko:
Actually the No You School of Faggotry. Ivy League. PhD.

mengus:
"Like most intellectuals, he's intensely stupid." - Marquise de Merteuil, Dangerous Liasions

seiryuuneko:
Thankfully I'm not a man.

mengus:
sorry for your lots

By this point, my sarcasm and snark-muscles were stretch and I thought I had done enough exercise today.